Crash 
             
Sitting in a castle 
On the floor with Ezmorelda 
Waiting for the Geezer's 
Captain Crunch to come around 
Feeling suicidal 
Coz of certain situations 
Hanging from the stairs 
Too long 
I think I'm coming down 

It's time to crash 

Doin'tons of colon blow 
Stuffing it in every hole 
Miles high so am I 
Watching Jimmy kiss the sky 
Salle diner becomes a blur 
With everybody jammin' 
Republicans begin to sin 
The batwings start a slamming 

It's time to crash 

You drive me crazy 

Captain Billy Beemish 
Put a lamb up on a rack 
Thanks for coming Billy 
And we hope you're comin' back 
The castle will be waiting 
For the next bangers and mash 
Blanche and Marsha Reznick 
Mix their marinite with their hash 

It's time to crash
             
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