Never Do Anything            
             

Wiped out down the stairs 
I'll bet you there's a song in there 
I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down 
That guy should be me 
I'd look much better on t.v. 
Then the world would see 
That I can do anything 

I can be that 
But soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 

Let's play tic tac toe 
I'll play X, you can be the O. 
Thoughts of turning pro 
Have crossed my mind 
I could make a mint 
Fill my pockets with more than lint 
I'll give you a hint 
It involves the 'internet' 

I can be that 
But soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 
I can be that 
But soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 

Don't write me off as an also ran 
Just mark me down as an angry man 
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? 
How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? 
Life passed me by, but it's not my fault 
I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt? 
I can be that, but soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 

If I were the king 
All my subjects they would dance and sing 
They could kiss my ring 
And kiss my ass 
When I'm old and grey 
I'll look back on my life and say 
'Give me one more day, 
And I'll still never do anything.' 

I can be that 
but soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 
I can be that 
But soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 
I can be that 
But soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything 
I can be that 
But soon you'll see that 
I will never do anything
             
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