The King of Bedside Manor      
             

You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him 
Crumble to a ball around his feet. 
So he's always ready, he's always set, he's always well prepared, 
he's the most peculiar man you'll ever meet. 

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You know he's not the king of Bedside Manor. 
He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door. 
He's not the king of Bedside Manor. 
He hardly even lives there anymore. 

He says excuse me, I hope you don't mind 
that I followed you into this shop 
but I couldn't help but notice that riding crop. 
Sticking out of your haversack, um, 
I wouldn't mind riding you bareback. 
He's subtle on the dancefloor and he's suave around the bar. 
He's a quickdraw with a lighter, he's a pseudo movie star. 
You know he was quite a singer, quite an actor 
quite some time ago. 
He had quite a famous program, late night bedtime tv show. 

Chorus 

Well he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn 
just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone. 
From the house next door to his house on the lane 
He consoles himself that he's got his health and he knows he can't complain. 

Chorus 

He's not the King of Bedside Manor 
He's not the King of Bedside Manor 
Hardly even lives there anymore. 

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto 

He's not the king, he's not the king, he's not the king of Bedside Manor.
             
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