If I had $1,000,000     
             

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you furniture for your house 
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile) 
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love. 

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard. 
If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard. 
If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there. 
[Wouldn't that be fabulous] 

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu) 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones) 
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love 

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store 
If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more 
If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. 
(But we would!) 

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel) 
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) 
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?!) 
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love 

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 
I'd be rich. 
             
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