The Nogotiation Limerick File                
             

My DJ's got the cuts and the beats are on 
We're comin with the limericks and we're comin' strong 
And the rhythm's on time to every word and rhyme 
When it comes to keep it real I keep it really wrong 
At the risk of sounding crass I would like to mention 
That I am well aware of your wack intentions 
To usurp my prose you so and so 
It's my primary bone of contention 
I tell you everybody I've had it 
With all these people with static 
I'll go insane if it don't rain 
Sucker MC's are problematic 

I love it when you hit those switches 
A curve ball's what my pitch is 
So here we here we come 
Like dum ditty dum 
I keep all five boroughs in stitches 

The sound sounds sweeter through the echolex 
It'll spin you around and throw you in a hex 
Until you feel no pain inside your brain 
All your worries are soothed by the sound effects 

Read it in the Post and the Daily News 
Listen everybody let's show improve 
Don't let me begin about heroin 
Living six feet deep just ain't the move 

We're giving you soul power 
I like it sweet and sour 
When it comes to rhymes and beat designs 
I'm at the control tower 

Tell me what makes you so afraid 
Of all those people you say you hate 
Just give it one time for your mind 
And let's try to negotiate
             
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