Doomsday News                
             
Yo, yo.. 
If I had half as many bars in gold 
as I had in lyrics when I flowed 
I'd be the richest man on the globe 
Niggaz wanna know is Canibus gold? 
That's a stupid-ass question motherfucker, is Canada cold? 
Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is 
Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers 
I reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck mics 
Disconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a knife 
Rip through, everything from tissues to blood vessels 
My ninjitsu, kill you with the art of Tenchu 
I zig zag, zig crushin a kid 
With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs 
like pilots that fly Russian MIG 
Comin to punish you pigs 
Give a fuck who you is; nigga, Canibus in ya biz 
From the lowest point in the planet to Mt. Everest 
I kick the illest shit, spray-paintin my name across the pyramids 
The rap terrorist, Professor Emeritus 
Fuck forbidden fruit I was eating pussy in Genesis 

Chorus: 

What you got niggaz that's ready to brawl? 
I'll give you the phone card and the celly to make a call 
What the fuck y'all bitch niggaz actin like y'all tuff for? 
We'll stuff y'all, uppercut y'all, confront y'all 
On stage we break arms, legs, backs and jaws 
Enough damage to cancel your tour (Fuck y'all!) 

[Canibus] 
Now I said it once and I'll say it a thousand times 
I got thousands of rhymes, the rechargeable alkaline kind 
You wanna a piece of mind? Fine, we can take it outside 
Otherwise you're wastin your time, cause I'ma shine 
for the one-triple-9, niggaz gamblin damage they eyes 
Goin blind, tryin to keep up with these lyrical lines 
The type of nigga you can't flow behind without a dope rhyme 
You fuck around and get clotheslined til you nosedive 
We can rhyme fair and square or fair in the sphere 
Anyplace, anywhere, you niggaz don't have a prayer 
Cause doomsday is near, faggot niggaz is scared 
They stand and stare as I appear upon a cushion of air 
With a long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn Satan 
Hotter than white people takin vacation 
out in Jamaica out in the sun bathin; 
sun bakin in gamma ray radiation 
til they skin color look cajun 
Motherfuckers start agin to the point 
where they faces shrivel up like raisins 
and they become cancer patients 

Chorus 

[Canibus] 
Yo, yo, yo.. I manipulate the metaphysical 
power to hold my breath for half an hour 
Continuously breathin outward; you ain't an MC you a coward 
I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders 
and piss in they trousers 
Pink pussy possum niggaz play dead 
While my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate shit 
Water molecules get transformed to vapors 
My lyrics turn the Pacific into a dry lakebed 
Electromagnetic cassettes melt tape decks 
Niggaz battle in space; tryin to hold it down 
but they can't cause they weightless 
Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face mask 
trying to escape death 
A world where the whole globe will contract Ebola 
from drinkin spring water darker than Coca-Cola 
Human with AIDS, computers with Y2K 
I rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday 

Fuck y'all, fuck y'all, fuck y'all 

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