Desperate Andy           
             
He always holds on to his girlfriend 
That's where he likes to be 
He like to wear the ball 
and the chain on his neck 
A false sense of security 

And when he goes he goes with a smile 
And when he goes he goes with a smile 
And when he goes he goes with a smile 
And when he goes he goes with a smile 

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a 
Re la la la la la la 
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a 
Re la la la la la la la la la 

The world is your oyster now 
You can do as you want to do 
The world is your oyster now 
So go out and get high 
and get whatever you want to 

Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, 
ma-na-na, ma-na-na 
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, 
ma-na-na, ma-na-na 

He used to be a closet biker they say 
A 1957 BSA 
He used to collect writing paper 
They wonder wonder wonder 
wonder wonder of 

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a 
Ra la la la la la la 
Isn't it dandy a-a-a-a 
Ra la la la la 
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a 
Ra la la la la la la la la la 

The world is your oyster now 
You can do as you want to do 
The world is your oyster now 
So go out and get high 
and get whatever you want to 

The word is your oyster now 
You can do as you want to do 
The world is your oyster now 
So go out and get laid 
and get whatever you want to 
The world is your oyster 
The world is yours 

It's yours it's yours 
it's yours it's yours 
It's yours it's yours 
it's yours it's yours 


             
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