Megan Williams: I'm a homosexual! I'M A HOMOSEXUAL! I'M A
HOMOSEXUAL! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right.
I'm a homo. [cries]
Graham Eaton: You are who you are, the trick is not getting
caught! Megan Williams: Then why are you here? Graham Eaton:
I got caught.
Joel: You're more than just a sissy. You're nice, and clean,
and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and... Andre:
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's
just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!
Graham: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
Megan Williams: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people
feel good. Graham Eaton: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels.
Orgasms make people feel good.
Hilary Vandermuller: It's really easy to be a prude when you're
not attracted to him, isn't it?
Jan: Everyone thinks I'm this big dyke because I wear baggy
pants and play sports and I'm not pretty like other girls.
But all I really want is a big, fat weiner up my... Andre:
Amen, sister.
