Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday? Cher: I love him!
Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking. Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking? Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.
Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex!
Cher: Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
Cher: He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.
Mel: Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Mel: Be home in 20 minutes! Cher: But daddy... Mel: Everywhere in L.A. takes 20 minutes!
Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
Amber: Was I the only one listening?I thought it reeked. Cher: No I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Josh: We might get Marky Mark to plant a celebrity tree. Cher: Oh how fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time from his busy pants dropping schedule to plant trees.
Cher: You can't be the absolute final word on driver's licenses? Driving Instructor: Girlie, as far as you're concerned, I am the messiah of the DMV.
Cher: That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.
Cher: Ms. Stoger! that machine is a lawsuit waiting to happen! Miss Stoger: Thank you for the legal advice.
Amber: She could be a farmer in those clothes!
Cher: Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value!
Cher: Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this a Noxzema commercial or what?" But actually, I have a way normal life!
Cher: Shopping with Dr. Suess again? Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie for my back pack! Cher: It's faux!