Doug:
When you see the color of their panties, you know you've
got talent. Stick with me son and I'll make you a star.
Bonnie: Don't let it end this way. Brian: All things end
badly, or else they wouldn't end.
Brian: Coughlin's law: never show surprise, never lose your
cool.
Brian: You're offering me a job? Doug: Uh huh. Brian: The
waitresses hate me! Doug: You wait till you've given them
crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.
Brian: Days get shorter and shorter, nights longer and longer,
before you know it, you life is just one long night with
a few comatose daylight hours.
Doug: Anything else is always something better.
Uncle Pat: Most things in life, good and bad, just kinda'
happen to ya'.
Doug: I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a
man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can
consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes
it or not.
