Betsy Jobs: You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you have a potty mouth!
Dick: I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway to hell.
Arlene Lorenzo: We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.
Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people keep treating us like stupid teenage girls! Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.
Bob Halderman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.
Arlene Lorenzo: War is not healthy for children and other living things.
Dick: Checkers--shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls! Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls. Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens! And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something.
Betsy Jobs: Checkers pooped! Rose Mary Woods: Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."