Betsy Jobs: You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you
have a potty mouth!
Dick: I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
Mrs. Spinnler: Every lie is another brick in the pathway
to hell.
Arlene Lorenzo: We have a very important school report on
turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any
books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's
too much pressure.
Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people keep treating us like
stupid teenage girls! Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage
girls.
Bob Halderman: I have met yams with more going on upstairs
than these two.
Arlene Lorenzo: War is not healthy for children and other
living things.
Dick: Checkers--shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're
stupid teenage girls! Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage
girls. Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're
American citizens! And four score and seven years ago our
forefathers... did something.
Betsy Jobs: Checkers pooped! Rose Mary Woods: Girls, the
President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."