Oda Mae Brown: Why don't you go haunt a house? Rattle some chains or something.
Sam Wheat: They're going to kill you, Carl. You and Willie! You're going to be fertilizer. They're gonna bury you right next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Molly Jensen: Carl, are you all right? Carl Bruner: It's just my stomach! Do you have anything like Pepto Bismol or something like that? Sam Wheat: Cyanide!
Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am." Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.
[Oda Mae just gave a four-million-dollar check to some nuns.] Sam Wheat: I'm proud of you, Oda Mae! Oda Mae Brown: You know something, Sam? I don't care if you're proud of me. You just stay away from me from now on. What is that nun going to do with it? She can't even buy underwear.
Sam: Molly, you're in danger. Oda Mae Brown: You can't just blurt it out like that! And quit moving around, because you're starting to make me dizzy. I'll just tell her in my own way. [pause; then, to Molly] Molly, you in danger girl.
Sam Wheat: I'm Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married seven times before.
[Looking longingly at a pack of cigarettes.] Subway Lord: Ahh what I wouldn't give for a drag! Just one drag!
Molly Jensen: I love you. Sam Wheat: Ditto.
Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving these four million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
Sam: I love you Molly. I always have. Molly: Ditto.
Sam Wheat: It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.