Cameron: Eat something, I'm begging you! You look like a
swizzle stick. Sonja: Food?!
Emily: I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!
Emily: Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?
Emily: I've seen all your movies. Cameron: Both of them?
Peter: What was Barbara Streisand's eighth album? Howard:
Color Me Barbra. Peter: Stud! Howard: Everybody knows that!
Peter: Everybody where? The little gay bar on the prairie?
Emily: Does anybody here know how many times I had to watch
Funny Lady? Howard: It was a sequel. She was under contract.
Emily: Fuck Barbra Streisand, and fuck you!
[Howard is listening to his "Be A Man" tapes] Tape voice:
Now repeat after me: "Yo." Howard: Yo! Tape voice: Hot damn.
Howard: Hot damn! Tape voice: What a fabulous window treatment.
Howard: What a fabulous... Tape voice: That was a trick.
Howard Brackett: I may sue. Howard's dad: Get Johnny Cochrane,
not that woman.
Peter Malloy: A teacher in trouble. A town under siege.
A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.
