Security Guard: What're ya gonna do with those *pies*, boys?
[On the attacking Killer Klowns] Curtis Mooney: I've survived
Vietnam, I can survive this bullshit!
Debbie Stone: We were up at "the top of the world" and we
saw this shooting star and we decided to go look for it.
But instead of finding the shooting star we saw this...
this circus tent. And that's when we went inside, and that
is when we saw those people in those... those pink, cotton
candy cocoons. Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something
else. Dave Hanson: What? What? Mike Tobacco: It was a space
ship. And there was theese things, theese killer clowns,
and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away! Curtis
Mooney: Killer clowns, from outer space. Holy shit!
