Patrick Wheeler: I don't want to risk having bad sex today.
I don't want it to be the last thing on my mind.
Patrick Wheeler: I think maybe I should mention before you
make any faux pas here, that we have a tradition in this
family, that we don't kill other people.
Radio DJ: We've reached number twelve on the top 500 of
all time, according to... me, alright?! So don't bother
calling in. This time, it's my choice.
[Referring to sex at the end of the world] Craig Zwiller:
If you are going to be going... Patrick Wheeler: Might as
well be coming.
Patrick Wheeler: What I do find pathetic is people who,
as soon as they hear that the world is ending, they rush
out and try to hook up with someone like it was closing
time at Studio 54.
[Patrick needs one of Craig's cars] Patrick Wheeler: You
have two others! Craig Zwiller: It's a collection; they're
antique cars. Two old cars is not a collection! It's a guy
with two old cars.
[repeated line] Craig Zwiller: You want a drink? I got drinks.
