Sebastian: Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs! You want
something done, you've got to do it yourself.
Sebastian: Are you sure about this? Scuttle: Have I ever
been wrong? I mean when it's important!
Sebastian: Hm! Teenagers. They think they know everything.
You give them an inch, they swim all the way.
Sebastian: Will you get your head out of the clouds and
back in the water where it belongs!
Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
Ariel: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh - he's
very handsome, isn't he? Scuttle: [Looking at Max, Eric's
dog] I dunno, he looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me.
Ariel: Is he - dead? Scuttle: [Opens Eric's eyelid] It's
hard to say. [Puts his ear against Eric's foot] Oh, I -
I can't make out a heartbeat.
Sebastian: [singing] The seaweed is always greener in somebody
else's lake.
Sebastian: Ariel? Ariel? Oh... somebody's got to nail that
girl's fins to the floor.
[Adoring a statue of Eric.] Ariel: It looks just like him.
It even has his eyes. "Why, Eric, run away with you? This
is all so - so *sudden*..."
Ariel: If I become human, I'll never be with my father or
sisters again. Ursula: That's *right*. But - you'll have
your man. Life's full of tough choices, innit?
[Ariel wants to know how she'll talk once she's given Ursula
her voice] Ursula: You've got your looks, your pretty face,
and don't underestimate the importance of body language.
Sebastian: Like I always say, Your Majesty, children have
got to be free to lead their own lives. Triton: You always
say that? Well I guess there's one problem left. Sebastian:
And what's that, Your Majesty? Triton: How much I'm going
to miss her.
Scuttle: It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies...
to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here
and a yank there and voila! You've got an aesthetically
pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over!