The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a
little thorny.
The Mask: [innocently] No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed
Man!
Charlie Schumacher: That was beautiful! I got chills! What
side of whose bed did you wake up on?
Peggy Brandt: Most of the men in this town think monogamy
is some kind of wood.
Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
The Bank Manager: You're 40 minutes late, Ipkiss! Now that's
the same as stealing!
[After being shot] Mask: Hold me closer Ed, it's getting
dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough),
tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough
cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough) [he
dies, an audience applauds] Thank you, you love me, you
really love me!
[The Mask, standing in front of a mirror, in the process
of going out to a club] The Mask: It's party time. P, A,
R, T. Why? Because I gotta!
[Stanley attempts to get his dog to steal the keys from
the sleeping guard] Stanley Ipkiss: No Milo, not the "cheese"...
The "keys"!!!
Charlie Schumacher: Forget her, Stanley... That girl will
tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe."
