Mask, The (1994)

The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

The Mask: [innocently] No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!

Charlie Schumacher: That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on?

Peggy Brandt: Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood.

Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!

The Bank Manager: You're 40 minutes late, Ipkiss! Now that's the same as stealing!

[After being shot] Mask: Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough), tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough) [he dies, an audience applauds] Thank you, you love me, you really love me!

[The Mask, standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club] The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!

[Stanley attempts to get his dog to steal the keys from the sleeping guard] Stanley Ipkiss: No Milo, not the "cheese"... The "keys"!!!

Charlie Schumacher: Forget her, Stanley... That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe."