Crockett: Hardware. Hardware: Yeah, Crockett? Crockett: You're a dick.
Tripper: Kids are starving in China and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.
Tripper: You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.
Tripper: Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."
Tripper: [entering party] Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. [to Crocket and Wheels] You guys split 'em up however you want.