Annie Wilkes: MISERY IS ALIVE, MISERY IS ALIVE! OH, This whole house is going to be full of romance, OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY LIBERACE RECORDS!
Annie Wilkes: Oh forgive me Paul for prattling away and making everything all oogy.
Annie Wilkes: Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me, and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.
Annie Wilkes: What's the ceiling that dago painted? Paul Sheldon: The Sistine Chapel?
Paul Sheldon: You know I never tasted meatloaf quite like this, what's your secret? Annie Wilkes: My secret is I always use fresh tomatoes, never canned, and to give it that extra zip I mix a little spam with the ground beef! Paul Sheldon: Can't get this in a restaurant in New York. Annie Wilkes: Oh no.
Annie Wilkes: God came to me last night and told me your purpose for being here. I am going to help you write a new book. Paul Sheldon: You think I can just wip one out? Annie Wilkes: Oh but I don't think Paul, I know.
Annie Wilkes: I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan.
[Annie has just read Paul's latest novel.] Annie Wilkes: YOU! YOU DIRTY BIRD, HOW COULD YOU! Paul Sheldon: What? Annie Wilkes: She can't be dead, MISERY CHASTAIN CANNOT BE DEAD! Paul Sheldon: Annie, sometimes during childbirth, women don't survive. But Miseries SPIRIT is still alive, we shouldn't forget that. Annie Wilkes: I DON'T WANT HER SPIRIT! I WANT HER, AND YOU MURDERED HER! Paul Sheldon: No I didn't. Annie Wilkes: WHO DID?! Paul Sheldon: She just died, slipped away! Annie Wilkes: SLIPPED AWAY!! NO, YOU MURDERED MY MISERY!!