Mystery Men (1999)

The Blue Raja: Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling? The Bowler: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.

The Shoveler: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

Mr. Furious: What kinda crazy man blows up a crazy house?

Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open! Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora." Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.

The Spleen: Hiya fellas. Word on the street is you're lookin' for superheroes.

The Sphinx: We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.

Blue Raja: I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.

Monica: I don't find you threatening. Mr. Furious: Well, you're... kind. Monica: At all.

The Shoveler: We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys. -

Shoveler: God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shove very well.

The Bowler: [To her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.

Mr. Furious: Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.

Mr. Furious: After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

The Sphinx: To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

The Sphinx: You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

The Shoveler: We fight crime. Call it what you will.

[Invisible Boy becomes visible in front of everyone and he's naked] The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.

Mr. Furious: Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Mr. Furious: You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit"!

The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

Vic Weems: I'm a publicist, not a magician.

The Bowler: There's another chicken. Crazy chicken world.

The Sphinx: When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over... Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, yes, we've heard that before. Mr. Furious: No. Rage... REALLY taking over...

Capt. Amazing: Oh I knew that... and I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.