Mystery
Men (1999)
The Blue Raja: Am I to understand that you have inserted
your father's skull in that ball for bowling? The Bowler:
No, the guy at the pro shop did it.
The Shoveler: We struck down evil with the mighty sword
of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.
Mr. Furious: What kinda crazy man blows up a crazy house?
Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!
Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora." Mr. Furious: Please
don't correct me, it sickens me.
The Spleen: Hiya fellas. Word on the street is you're lookin'
for superheroes.
The Sphinx: We are number one! All others are number two,
or lower.
Blue Raja: I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.
Monica: I don't find you threatening. Mr. Furious: Well,
you're... kind. Monica: At all.
The Shoveler: We're not your classic heros. We're the other
guys. -
Shoveler: God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shove
very well.
The Bowler: [To her father's skull, after avenging his death]
OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the
agreement.
Mr. Furious: Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.
Mr. Furious: After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
The Sphinx: To learn my teachings, I must first teach you
how to learn.
The Sphinx: You must lash out with every limb, like the
octopus who plays the drums.
The Sphinx: He who questions training only trains himself
at asking questions.
The Sphinx: You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.
The Shoveler: We fight crime. Call it what you will.
[Invisible Boy becomes visible in front of everyone and
he's naked] The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts
on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.
Mr. Furious: Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause
I will go Pompeii on your... butt.
Mr. Furious: You must've torn out the "Q" section in my
dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word
"quit"!
The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head,
you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Vic Weems: I'm a publicist, not a magician.
The Bowler: There's another chicken. Crazy chicken world.
The Sphinx: When you care what is outside, what is inside
cares for you.
Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over... Casanova Frankenstein:
Yes, yes, we've heard that before. Mr. Furious: No. Rage...
REALLY taking over...
Capt. Amazing: Oh I knew that... and I knew you'd know I'd
know you knew.
