Pearl: [seductively] I've got a few minutes. Porter: Go boil an egg.
Porter: Not many people know what their life's worth is. I do. Seventy grand. That's what they took from me. And that's what I was going to get back.
Porter: We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high.
Fairfax: That's just mean. That's mean, man. Porter: Stop it, I'm getting misty.
Bronson: You tell me where he is, and I'll kill you quick. You can die without ever finding out what your left ball tastes like.
Porter: If I was just a little dumber, I could have been a cop.
Stegman: It's ok, Val, this meal's on me. Val: Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?!