[After Mary Sue explains to Betty about sex.] Betty Parker:
Your father would never do anything like that. Mary Sue:
Ohhh. Hmm. Well, you know Mom, there are ways to enjoy yourself
without Dad.
Big Bob: Everybody really likes you, George. George Parker:
Oh. Well... Big Bob: No! They do! And it's not just 'cause
you're a good bowler. It's 'cause people respect you!
Skip: Hiya, Bud! Bud: Hiya, Skip! Skip: Hiya, Bud! Bud:
Hiya, Skip! Skip: Bud, can I ask you a question? Bud: Sure.
Skip: Well, if I was to go up to your sister... What I mean
is, if I was to go up to Mary Sue... Bud: Oh my God... are
we in that episode?
David/Bud Parker: They're happy like this. Jennifer/Mary
Sue Parker: No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt
and a sweater set.
Jennifer: I did the slut thing, David. It got kinda old.
David/Bud Parker: We're supposed to be in school. Jennifer/Mary
Sue Parker: We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed
to be in color!
George Parker: Where's my dinner?
David's Mom: When your father was here, I used to think,
"This was it. This is the way it was always going to be.
I had the right house. I had the right car. I had the right
life." David: There is no right house. There is no right
car. David's Mom: God, my face must look like a mess. David:
It looks great. David's Mom: It's really sweet of you but
I'm sure it does not look great. David: Sure it does. Come
here. David's Mom: I'm 40 years old. I mean it's not supposed
to be like this. David: It's not supposed to be anything.
Hold still. David's Mom: How'd you get so smart all of a
sudden? David: I had a good day.
Jennifer/Mary Sue Parker: I knew you'd pay a price for this.
I knew you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden for so
long without suffering some really tragic consequences.
Big Bob: Up until now everything around here has been, well,
pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant.
Now, it seems to me that the first thing we have to do is
to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things
that are unpleasant.
