Sabrina: You know, I've been to every party you've ever had. Right there. in that tree, like a bat. Now, here we are... dancing in front of God and everyone.
David: Sabrina?! Linus: Why does he keep saying that?
Sabrina: What was Linus like as a boy? Fairchild: Shorter.
Linus: Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities. Sabrina: I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live Linus?
Linus: It really is a beautiful name. How did you get it? Sabrina: My father's reading of course. Linus: Oh? Sabrina: "Sabrina fair, listen where thou art sitting, under the glassy, cool, transluscent wave, in twisted braids of lilies knitting, the loose train of thy amber dropping hair."
Linus: So your little poem, what does it mean? Sabrina: It's the story of a water sprite that saves a virgin from a fate worse than death. Linus: And Sabrina's the virgin. Sabrina: Sabrina's the savior.
Sabrina: You probably don't believe in marriage. Linus: Yes I do. That's why I never got married.
Sabrina: More isn't always better, Linus. Sometimes it's just more.
David: You guys work Sundays now? Linus: It's Wednesday, David.
Linus: Go ahead, say it. Fairchild: You don't deserve her. Linus: I don't, I know that; but I need her, and I don't need anything.
Linus: Well I just don't feel like buying anymore networks this year. There's never anything good on.
Linus: I've been following in footsteps all my life. Save me, Sabrina fair, you're the only one who can.
Linus: I think you know I love you. And you promised if there was anything you could ever do...
Linus: I pay for your life, David. My life makes your life possible. David: I resent that... Linus: So do I!
Sabrina Fairchild: I never thought of you as a dancer. Linus Larabee: I'm crazy about it. They call me Bojangles at the office.
Sabrina: They say you think morals are pictures on walls and scruples is money in Russia.
Airline attendant: First time on the concorde, Mr. Larrabee? Linus: Yes. Airline attendant: But not your first time in Paris? Linus: It is my first everything.
Sabrina: It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party, the Larrabee's wouldn't have stood for it.
Sabrina: They say you're the world's only living heart donor.
Sabrina: Paris is always a good idea.
David: She's a real woman, not a, you know. Linus: Transvestite. David: No, she's not a bimbo.
Linus Larrabee's secretary: We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.