Billy Loomis: Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre.
Billy Loomis: Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Randy: There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
Tatum: You're not going to pee alone any more. If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?
Billy: Now, now, Syd. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative.
Tatum: "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Bitch went down. "I'll send you a copy." BAM! Syd! Superbitch!
Casey Becker: Who's there? Ghostface: Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Randy: Listen up. They found Mr. Himbry dead. He was gutted and hung from the goal post on the football field. Drunk teen: Well what are we waiting for? Lets go over there before they pry him down!
Stu: When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.
Gale Weathers: Jesus, get the camera, hurry! Kenny: My name's not Jesus.
Gale Weathers: Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Reporter: Sidney, how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? How does it feel? People have a right to know!
Tatum: Stupidity Leak!
Tatum: Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
Gale: If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench?
Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath-- would you be standing in the horror section?
Stu: As if, that's all I'm saying, as if. Randy: Oh really Alicia?
Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police! Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.
Sidney Prescott: Fuck you. Billy Loomis: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.
Sidney Prescott: How do you - gut someone? Stuart 'Stu' Macher: You take a knife and split 'em from groin to sternum. Billy Loomis: It's called tact you fuckrag!
Billy: It's called subtlety, Stu. You should look it up sometime.
Sidney Prescott: But this is NOT a movie. Billy Loomis: Yes it is, Sidney. It's all one big movie.
Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?
Tatum: Oh, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!
Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
Sidney Prescott: Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them? Stuart 'Stu' Macher: Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive.
Sidney Prescott: I wish I could be a Meg Ryan movie. Or at least a good porno.
Stuart 'Stu' Macher: Did you really call the cops? Sidney Prescott: You bet your sorry ass I did. Stuart 'Stu' Macher: My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
Tatum Riley: Just think, if they make a movie about all this, who would play you? Deputy Dwight "Dewey" Riley: I see you as a young Meg Ryan, myself. Sidney Prescott: Thanks, Dewey, but with my luck they'd get Tori Spelling.
Randy Meeks: I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin!
Sidney Prescott: What's the point they're all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act and is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door, it's insulting.
Randy Meeks: It's the millennium, motives are incidental.
Principal Himbry: You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.