Serial Mom (1994)

Beverly Sutphin: I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent.

Rosemary Ackerman: I tell you I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose.

Beverly Sutphin: Do I need a lawyer? Chip Sutphin: You need an agent.



Beverly Sutphin: The only "serial" I know anything about is Rice Krispies.

Beverly: I'm sorry detective, but we don't allow gum in this house.

Chip Sutphin: Dad, you don't think she did it, do you? Misty Sutphin: I do! Mom's gone crazy. Eugene Sutphin: Your mother may have some problems. That's all, Chip.

Chip Sutphin: If mom's psycho, Scotty will still be okay, won't he? Eugene Sutphin: We hope so, son. And no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway.

Cop: Be on the lookout for Beverly Sutphin. She is considered armed and fuckin' nuts!

Misty Sutphin: I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! Beverly Sutphin: Don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.

Beverly Sutphin: DO I need a lawer? Chip Sutphin: You need an agent

Chip: So happy I could shit. Beverly: Chip, you know how I hate the brown word.

Misty Sutphin: He killed people, mom. Beverly Sutphin: We all have our bad days.

Detective Gracey: I should warn you. This note contains, uh, language.

Beverly Sutphin: Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call.