Beth: Is there heat coming off this thing or is it just happy to see me?
Doctor: That scar on your neck... Beth: Car accident. Doctor: Were you drinking? Beth: Yes, but I wasn't driving.
Harry Adams: Are you a religious man, Norman? Norman Johnson: Atheist, but I'm flexible.
Barnes: Ask him for his last name. Harry: What? Barnes: I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named "Jerry."
Barnes: If this translation is right this alien sounds like an idiot. Beth: That's something to consider -- a stupid alien. Well, they must have them.