Dr. Molly Griswold: I find him... mildly attractive when
he's obnoxious and arrogant like this. Romeo Posar: Oh,
good. That's his best side.
Dr. Molly Griswold: Oh, you amuse me, Roy, but I'm the only
woman in America born after World War II that thinks astrology's
a crock of shit.
[In preparation to shoot over the water hazard at hole 18
at the US Open.] Roy: This is for Venturi who thinks I should
lay up. Romeo: What does he know? He only won this tournament
before you were born.
McAvoy: Keep shooting pars, asshole! Simms: I'll take 18
of them, all day long! McAvoy: Do it and I'll own you.
Molly: Why do men always insist on measuring their dicks?
Roy: Greatness courts failure.
Earl: You the man, Roy. You are definitely the man. Clint:
The man needs a ride home.
Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy: Sex and golf are the two things you
can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
Dr. Molly Griswold: There's no such thing as semi-platonic.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Well there ought to be.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Does my inner child need a spanking?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: I assume I have the confidentiality
of the doctor-client privilege in regards to this outfit?
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: It won't always be like this, you
know. Dr. Molly Griswold: What? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: With
me surrounded by all these guys, snoring... stripper ex-girlfriend
laying across from us... caddy sleeping next to her. It
won't always be like this. Dr. Molly Griswold: Yes, it will.
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: This is everything, ain't it? This
is the choice it comes down to -- this is our immortality.
Romeo Posar: You don't need to be thinking immortality --
you need to be thinking hit the 7 iron!
Doreen: You're not one of those women who tries to fix men,
I hope. I mean, men cannot be fixed, and especially him.
Romeo Posar: Look, boss, I only got one rule. And that's
never bet money that you don't have on a dog race with an
ex-girlfriend who happens to be a stripper.
Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition
was "shit."
Dr. Molly Griswold: Doreen, how did he get the name Tin
Cup? Doreen: Oh, he was the catcher on the high school baseball
team. The star pitcher had a big-league curve... not all
of his pitches hit Roy in the mitt, ouch. The team thought
Tin Cup was a whole lot better than Clank.
