Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)

Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: He's upset. I've upset a mass murderer.

Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I don't generally go around risking my life for people who just like me.

Jill St. Claire: I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.



Frankie Figs: You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Everybody dies. Sooner or later.

Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: I just want you to know that everything I did, I did for love. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Yeah, whatever.

Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: I take it you're not Canadian. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Only by marriage.

Cynthia Tudeski: I haven't made love in five years. Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.

Janni Gogolack: You know I have this same car? Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Really? Janni Gogolack: No.