Simon: Know why you hate me so much Jeffrey? Because I look
the way you feel.
Courtney: I don't take sex home.
Courtney: What are you doing? Monty: I'm ending our friendship.
Simon: Yes I'm a bum. But I'm a Harvard bum.
Monty: Why did you say that I was a loser? Simon: Winners
forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try
too hard.
Simon: Women. Ain't they perfect? Monty: Not always. Simon:
Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're
skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give
you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world.
Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine.
Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.
Courtney: Hey Everett, can I borrow a condom? Everett: No,
but you can have one. [Courtney pulls out a whole string
of condoms.] Everett: Endurance test? Courtney: More like
pop quiz.
