Members Only     
             
uncle larry's hooked on ice again 
he seems to be stuck in the 80's 
he wears his members only jacket 
cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies 

and all the white folks shake their asses 
looking for the two and four 
i'll have mine in martini glasses 
cause i can't take it anymore 

these are the days of empty kitchens 
the rise and fall of mary ellen's hairdo 
i think she's found a new religion 
studying the kabalah in her j crew 

and all the rich kids shake their asses 
looking for the two and four 
well i'll have mine with blackstrap molasses 
cause i can't taste it anymore 
no i can't taste it anymore 

my friend gregg says it's all good 
as the eastern seaboard's blown away 
now everything is going half price 
so look at all the money we saved 

and all the politicians shake their asses 
looking for the backdoor 
i'll just be hanging out with the lasses 
cause they don't like the boys no more 
no and i can't take it anymore 


             
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