Perfect Gentlemen              
             
(This one's goin' out to the strip joints 
Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous 
For every Go-Go Bar 
I'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs 
Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex 
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night 
I understand when your girl is stressing you out 
(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying? 
Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas 
They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin' 
Turn up my symphony, man. 
Turn up my symphony! 
Drop a BEAT!) 

[Chorus] 
Just 'cuz she dances go-go 
It don't make her a ho, no 
Maxine, put your dance shoes on 
We going to the disco 
We gonna ???? to Meeeexico 
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo 

[Verse 1] 
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no 
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity 
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show 
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy 
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock 
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room' 
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling 
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy 

[Chorus 2X] 

[Verse 2] 
[Wyclef] 
Excuse me, what is your name? 
[Hope] 
Uh, my name is Hope, yo 
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses 
Have you any idea how hard this is? 
I could flex in 25 positions 
But I only work here to pay my tuition 
Yo, tantalizing teaser 
Table-top pleaser 
Give me what I need a 
Mastercard a Visa 
Lap dance fantasy 
Picture us on and on white canopy 
Wyclef extended his hand to me 
Like Billy D. said he's feelin me 
Take me away from here, so far 
Where they ride horses, no cars 
No more stripping in bars 
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds 

[Chorus 2X] 

(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls 
fronting like the budweiser commercial 
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints' 
You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man. 
I got one question for you liars, man) 

Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher? 
You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone. 
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card 
And told me if I ever have problems, 
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah 

[Chorus 2X] 
Call up my mama said I'm in love with a stripper yo! 

(Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I 
got nothing but funny money, man. New York Dogs   


             
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