Almost Famous (2001)
Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess.
Lester Bangs: Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
Elaine Miller: Rock stars have kidnapped my son!
Polexia Aphrodisia: Let's deflower the kid.
William Miller: I'm dark and myterious and PISSED OFF!
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.
Russell Hammond: If I die, tell Rolling Stone that my last words were "I'm on drugs!"
Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll. William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!
Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
William Miller: Do you have to be depressed to write a sad song? Do you have to be in love to write a love song? Is a song better when it really happened to you? Like "Love Thing," where did you write that and who was it about? Russell Hammond: When did you get so professional?
William Miller: Don't you have any regular friends? Penny Lane: Famous people are just more interesting.
Lester Bangs: So, you're the one who's been sending me those articles from your school newspaper. William Miller: I've been doing some stuff for a local underground paper, too. Lester Bangs: What, are you like the star of your school? William Miller: They hate me. Lester Bangs: You'll meet them all again on their long journey to the middle.
Russell Hammond: I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.
Anita Miller: FECK YOU! Elaine Miller: HEY! Anita Miller: This is a house of lies! Elaine Miller: Well there it is, your sister used the "F" word. William Miller: I think she said "feck." Elaine Miller: What's the difference? William Miller: The letter "u."
Dennis Hope: If you think that Mick Jagger will still be doing the whole rock star thing at age fifty, well, then, you are sorely, sorely mistaken.
Ben Fong-Torres: A Mo-Jo, it's a very high-tech machine that transmits pages over the telephone! It only takes eighteen minutes a page!
Penny Lane: I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends.
Penny Lane: How old are you? William Miller: Eighteen. Penny Lane: Me too! How old are we really? William Miller: Seventeen. Penny Lane: Me too! William Miller: Actually, I'm sixteen. Penny Lane: Me too. Isn't it funny? The truth just sounds different. William Miller: I'm fifteen.
Jeff Bebe: Is it that hard to make us look cool?!
Polexia Aphrodesia: It's all happening!
William Miller: I have to go home. Penny Lane: You are home.
Ben Fong-Torres: You're not there to party. We've already got *one* Hunter S. Thompson.