Back to School (1986)
Lou: I got two kids. One I put through college. The other, I put through a wall.
Thornton Melon: Why don't you call me sometime when you have no class?
Thornton Melon: Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every ten.
[On the phone] Thornton Melon: Fuck me? Hey Vonnegut, fuck you!