Penguin: I believe the word you are looking for is "Aaahh"!
Catwoman: Hello honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and
you have to wear a mask.
Penguin: I am an animal. I am NOT a human being.
Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Catwoman: A
kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so
much... yummier.
Batman: Eat floor. [Throws Catwoman down.] High fiber.
Penguin: You got to admit I played this stinking city like
a harp from hell.
Penguin: [to Catwoman] Just the pussy I was looking for!
Penguin: [to Catwoman] You're beauty and beast.
The Penguin: Ahh, the direct approach. I admire that in a
man with a mask.
Catwoman: Life's a bitch; now so am I.
Charles 'Chip' Shreck: Dad, you buy that bleary business?
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip,
except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain
to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop
her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.
Selina Kyle: How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always
let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
The Penguin: They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin'
them out on a slab!
Bruce Wayne: Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will towards men...
and women.
The Penguin: Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing,
wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!
Selena Kyle: Wow, THE Batman -- or is it just "Batman"? It's
your choice, of course!
Selina Kyle: I don't like normal men, they always let you
down. The sick ones don't scare me, at least they're committed.
[Addressing a huge flock of penguins.] Penguin: My dear penguins,
we stand upon a great threshold! It's alright to be scared;
most of you won't be coming back. But, thanks to Batman, the
time has come to punish ALL of God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd
AND 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes
are equal with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY HIGH! FORWARD
MARCH! THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!
Penguin: Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation.
Upstanding mayor stuff.
Penguin: It's true I was their number one son... but they
treated me like number two!
Catwoman: Meow.
Henchman: But killing children. Isn't it a little... Penguin:
No! It's a lot!
Penguin: But when it comes down to it, who is holding the
umbrella?
