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Batman Returns (1992)

Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Penguin: I believe the word you are looking for is "Aaahh"!

Catwoman: Hello honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.

Penguin: You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask.

Penguin: I am an animal. I am NOT a human being.

Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it. Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.

Batman: Eat floor. [Throws Catwoman down.] High fiber.

Penguin: You got to admit I played this stinking city like a harp from hell.

Penguin: [to Catwoman] Just the pussy I was looking for!

Penguin: [to Catwoman] You're beauty and beast.

The Penguin: Ahh, the direct approach. I admire that in a man with a mask.

Catwoman: Life's a bitch; now so am I.

Charles 'Chip' Shreck: Dad, you buy that bleary business? Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Women. Nothing surprises me Chip, except your late mother. Who'da thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.

Selina Kyle: How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?

Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.

The Penguin: They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them out on a slab!

Bruce Wayne: Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will towards men... and women.

The Penguin: Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinhead puppets of Gotham!

Selena Kyle: Wow, THE Batman -- or is it just "Batman"? It's your choice, of course!

Selina Kyle: I don't like normal men, they always let you down. The sick ones don't scare me, at least they're committed.

[Addressing a huge flock of penguins.] Penguin: My dear penguins, we stand upon a great threshold! It's alright to be scared; most of you won't be coming back. But, thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish ALL of God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd AND 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY HIGH! FORWARD MARCH! THE LIBERATION OF GOTHAM HAS BEGUN!

Penguin: Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.

Penguin: It's true I was their number one son... but they treated me like number two!

Catwoman: Meow.

Henchman: But killing children. Isn't it a little... Penguin: No! It's a lot!

Penguin: But when it comes down to it, who is holding the umbrella?

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