Heather Donahue: I want to avoid being cheesy, here. I want
to avoid any cheese.
Heather Donahue: We have enough battery power to run a small
third world country here.
Heather Donahue: Witches in days gone by were roasted just
like my Vienna sausage.
Josh Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
Heather Donahue: You do? Josh Leonard: It's not quite reality.
It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend
everything's not quite the way it is.
Josh Leonard: You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?
Mike: I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in
the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.
Michael Williams: I could help you, but I'd rather stand here
and record.
Joshua Leonard: Are you happy? Heather Donahue: I'm not happy,
no. But the car's not far -- we're just not going to be able
to find it in the dark.
Heather Donahue: I tell you guys, two more hours max.
Michael Williams: I agreed to a scouted-out project!
Heather Donahue: How would we have, like, just... made a campsite
in the middle of three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK the map, Heather. Heather
Donahue: I gave you the map. Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK...
THE MAP.
Heather Donahue: I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to
open them.
Heather Donahue: It's very hard to get lost in America these
days, and even harder to stay lost.
Heather Donahue: Mmmm. Marshmallows. Soft.
[On "Gilligan's Island."] Joshua Leonard: There was no beer
on the island, man. If they had beer they would have had,
like, big-ass orgies.
Michael Williams: What's with that slime on your backpack?
Joshua Leonard: That's not slime, it's just water. No wait,
it is slime, what the fuck?
[Why the woods aren't big enough to get lost in] Heather Donahue:
Because this is America! We've exhausted all of our natural
resources!
