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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Bridget Jones: This calls for some really tiny knickers!

Bridget Jones: I choose Vodka. And Chaka Khan.

Daniel Cleaver: Come on Bridget, we belong together you, me, your little skirt. If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone. Bridget Jones: That's not a good enough offer for me.

Tom: Whose side are we on? Shazzer: Mark's of course. He did leave Bridget for a naked American! Bridget Jones: But he did run off with Daniel's fiancee and left him broken-hearted. Tom: You're right, it's such a tough one to call!

Bridget Jones: Here is the man we like to call Mr., uh, [to herself] Titspervert! Titspervert! [to audience] Fitzherbert. Because... that is his name.

Mark Darcy: I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.

Bridget Jones: Wait a minute... nice boys don't kiss like that. Mark Darcy: Oh, yes, they fucking do.

Daniel Cleaver: Fuck me, I love Keats.

Bridget: [to Daniel, as she is quitting] If working here means I am within 10 yards of you, I would rather wipe Saddam Hussein's arse!

Interviewer: What do you think about the El Niņo phenomenon? Bridget Jones: It's a blip. Latin music's on its way out.

[answering phone] Bridget Jones: Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs. ...Mum!

Mark Darcy: Mother, I do not need a blind date. Not with a verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney and dresses like her mother.

Bridget Jones: Daniel, what you just did is actually illegal in several countries. Daniel Cleaver: That is one of the reasons that I'm so happy to be living in Britain today.

[On Bridget] Natasha: It's amazing what some men find attractive.

Daniel Cleaver: OK, tell me about the girls teaching you how to French kiss. Bridget Jones: It wasn't French kissing. Daniel Cleaver: I don't care, make it up. That's an order, Jones.

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