Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin' everybody 'til they're all the same color.
Darnell: I say, you ain't no real nigger, IS you? Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: [stoned] Is YOU a real nigger? Darnell: You callin' me nigger, motherfucka? Don't call me a NIGGER, moth'fucka! Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: Would you prefer "motherfucker," motherfucker?
[Feldman and Murphy are concerned about Bulworth's rapping] Bill Feldman: You know something? We had a next-door neighbor who would lose her mind from time to time. What was weird when she got like that was this: she could only speak in song lyrics. Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: Murphy, Feldman, you're lookin' pretty beat / I thought you might feel better with some ribs to eat / Eat 'em, gentlemen, you'll think they're really fine / And if you want a couple more you can get 'em anytime! Dennis Murphy: I am incredibly frightened.
[Mimi has just seen Bulworth badmouth a black congregation] Mimi: Fred, when you say "by the book" -- WHAT book would that be?
Nina: ...Yo. Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: Yo. Yo, yo, yo to you. Nina: Later. Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: I was, uh, hoping for sooner.
Debate Producer: Just between us, Senator, do you think it's advisable to schedule campaign stops with industry leaders when you have such a low opinion of their product? Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: My guys are not stupid. They always put the big Jews on my schedule. You're mostly Jews, right? Three out of four of you? [brandishes speech] I bet Murphy put something bad about Farrakhan in here for you!
Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: What is it exactly you're concerned about, Murphy? Dennis Murphy: I'm concerned that you stood up in front of three hundred people in a black church and told them that they were not a factor and never would be as long as we remain in the pocket of the insurance lobby! I'm concerned that you went to a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and told various leaders of the entertainment industry that they make a lousy product, and since many of them also happen to be Jewish, you decided the PRUDENT thing to do would be to MOCK their Jewish paranoia! I'm concerned that we are in an after-hours club in Compton on the eve of the most important event of the campaign swing, where God knows how much illegal activity is taking place and YOU are SMOKING MARIJUANA! Now, Senator -- I work for you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job so much better if you will just simply tell me ... what is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit! [Bulworth exhales smoke into Murphy's face.] Senator Jay Billington Bulworth: Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.