Chasing Amy (1997)
Alyssa: Are you an authorized dealmaker in this establishment? Do you have the power to negotiate?
Cashier: You wanna haggle over the price of your French Dip?
Jay: So why the long face, Horace? Banky on the rag? Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble. Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Banky: Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Jay: Jedi bitch.
[On his lovemaking approach] Banky Edwards: Like CNN and the Weather Channel: constant updates.
Alyssa Jones: So, you've never been curious about men? Holden McNeil: Curious about men? Well, I always wondered why my father watched Hee Haw.
Banky: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
Alyssa: I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your fucking whore.
Banky: I feel a hate crime coming on.
Holden: So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight? Banky: Mmm, get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High." Holden: You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama. Banky: I got a weird thing for girls who say "aboot."
Silent Bob: Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?
[Alyssa on the phone with Holden after she paged him.] Alyssa Jones: One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.
Alyssa: For you, to fuck is to penetrate. You're used to the more traditional definition -- you inside some girl you do, jackhammering away, not noticing that bored look in her eyes. Banky: Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes.
Banky: [to Alyssa] Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?