Rev.
Brown: If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right.
[While Prince Akeem is getting a bath] Attendant: The royal
penis is clean.
King Jaffe Joffer: So you see, my son, there is a very fine
line between love and nausea.
Prince Akeem: Listen, I know what I like, and I know you
know what I like, because you were trained to know what
I like, but I would like to know, what do you like?
Reverend Brown: Girl, you look so good, someone ought to
put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Prince Akeem: Is it just me, or does every woman in Queens
have some kind of an emotional problem?
Randy Watson: Let's hear for my band, Sexual Chocolate!
Rev. Brown: He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho,
he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan
get off the island.
