Gin: You stole my suitcase? Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: That's entrapment. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal:
No, it's blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Rule number one: never carry a gun.
If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it. Rule number
two: never trust a naked woman.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I have absolutely no reason to believe
anything you say. Virginia "Gin" Baker: But you want to.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Look what you've done to that beautiful
car! Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Thank God it's not mine.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Is all this paid for? Robert 'Mac'
MacDougal: With blood.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: [referring to romantic ties] In
order for there to be absolute trust between thieves there
can be nothing.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: We'll either both get caught or
both get dead.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: I'm not who you think I am, Mac. Robert
'Mac' MacDougal: I hope not. For your sake.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: What's the job? Virginia "Gin" Baker:
Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I'm never late. If I'm late it's
because I'm dead.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: You know what they say about fear.
You have to cut the head off to lose it.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: You are the most beautiful crook
I've ever seen. Virginia "Gin" Baker: Why, thank you kind
sir.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I don't like surprises. Virginia
"Gin" Baker: Trust me, there won't be any. Robert 'Mac'
MacDougal: Trust me, there always are surprises.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: I give you the world's tallest building.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: And we're going to steal it?
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Confucius say: never use a cannon
to kill a mosquito.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Now time stands still - hopefully.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: This is it? Whatever happened to
money? I mean where is the good old-fashioned loot?
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Believe me, I was prepared for everything
- except you.
Aaron Thibadeaux: Well, this looks like the end of a terrible
friendship.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Give me the spanner! Virginia "Gin"
Baker: The what? Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: The wrench!
