Erin Brockovich (2000)
Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe
a little. Erin Brockovich: Well as long as I have one ass
instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's alright with
you? You might want to re-think those ties.
Erin Brockovich: Are you going to be something else that
I have to survive? Because I don't think I can handle it.
Erin Brockovich: Not personal! That is my work, my sweat,
and my time away from my kids! If that is not personal,
I don't know what is!
Ed Masry: Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize?
Because you suck at it!
George: How many numbers you got? Erin Brockovich: Oh, I
got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten. George:
Ten? Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my
baby girl is. George: You got a little girl? Erin Brockovich:
Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six.
That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of
my son, two is how many times I've been married -- and divorced;
sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account.
850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers
I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're
gonna call it.
Theresa Dallavale: Okay, look, I think we got off on the
wrong foot here -- Erin Brockovich: That's all you got,
lady. Two wrong feet. In fucking ugly shoes.
Erin Brockovich: Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!
Erin Brockovich: For the first time in my life, I got people
respecting me. Please, don't ask me to give it up.
Erin Brockovich: Did they teach you how to apologize at
lawyer school? 'Cause you suck at it.
Ed Masry: So what makes you think you can just walk in there
and take whatever you want? Erin Brockovich: They're called
boobs, Ed.
Kurt Potter: Wha... how did you do this? Erin Brockovich:
Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise,
and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith... Erin
Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors.
Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm
really quite tired.
