E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch
it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take
it away. Gertie: Like the dogcatcher? Elliot: But they'll
give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to
live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. Elliot: A bald
monkey? Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you.
I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together,
E.T.
Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel.
I can't feel anything anymore.
Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him
to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can't he just beam up? Elliot:
This is REALITY, Greg.
[On what Elliot could have seen.] Michael: Maybe an elf
or a leprechaun. Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis
breath!
E.T.: E.T. phone home.
Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
Michael: Maybe it was an iguana. Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the
sewers? Gertie: Alligators in the sewers. Mary: All we're
trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. Elliot:
I couldn't have imagined it! Michael: Maybe it was a pervert
or a deformed kid or something. Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun? Elliot: It was nothing
like that, penis-breath!