Few Good Men (1992)
Galloway: It's my opinion that if this case is handled in
the same slick-ass, Persian bazaar, fast food manner with
which you seem to handle everything else, it's my opinion
that something would be missed. And I wouldn't be doing
my job if I let Dawson and Downey spent any more time in
prison than absolutely necessary because their lawyer had
predetermined the path of least resistance. Kaffee: Wow...
I'm sexually aroused, Commander.
Kaffee: Colonel Jessup, did you order the Code Red? Sam:
Listen, I... Kaffee: AAAAA. I'm sorry, you're time's run
out, what do we have for the losers judge? Well for our
defendants, it's a lifetime in exotic Fort Leavenworth.
And for defense counsel Kaffee... that's right... it's a
court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly
decorated marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant
Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching typewriter
maintenance at the Rocko Club School for Women. Thank you
for playing "should or should we not, follow the advice
of the galactically stupid?"
Col. Jessup: So how is your dad, Danny? Kaffee: He passed
away seven years ago, sir. Col. Jessup: Don't I feel like
the fucking asshole? Kaffee: Not at all sir.
Page 14 of 30 Lieutenant Kaffee: Is the colonel's underwear
a matter of national security?
Daniel Kaffee: And don't wear that perfume in court, it
wrecks my concentration. Lt. Commander Jo Ann Galloway:
Really! Daniel Kaffee: I was talking to Sam.
Daniel Kaffee: Maybe if we work at it we can get Dawson
charged with Kennedy assassination.
Galloway: Why do you hate them so much? Weinberg: They beat
up a weakling, that's all they did. The rest is just smoke
filled coffeehouse crap.
Kaffee: You dont need a patch on your arm to have honor.
Sam Weinberg: You've heard her. My daughter said a word.
She said 'pa'. Daniel Kaffee: She was pointing to a mailbox,
Sam. Sam Weinberg: That's right. She pointed to the mailbox
and said 'pa, look, a mailbox.
Kaffee: You ever talk to a client of mine without premission,
I'll have you disbarred. Friends? Galloway: I had authorization.
Kaffee: From who? Galloway: Ginny Miller. Louden's aunt
on his mother's side. Kaffee: You got authorization from
Aunt Ginny? Galloway: It's perfectly within my boundaries.
Kaffee: Does Aunt Ginny have a barn? Maybe we could hold
the trial there. I'll sew the costumes and maybe Uncle Goober
can be the judge.
Lt. Weinberg: Cmdr. Galloway, Lt. Kaffee is considered to
be the best litigator in our office. He successfully plea
bargained 44 cases in 9 months. Kaffee: One more and I get
a set of steak knives.
Kaffee: You think I can't subpoena Markinson? Ross: You
won't find him. Do you know what Markinson did for his first
17 of his 22 years in the Marines? Counterintelligence.
Markinson is gone. There is no Markinson.
Sam Weinberg: "I strenuously object?" Is that how it's done?
Hm? "Objection, your Honor!" "Overruled" "No, no. I STRENUOUSLY
object." "Oh! You strenuously object. Then I'll take some
time and reconsider."
Daniel Kaffee: You and Dawson, you both live in the same
dreamworld! It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters
what I can prove! So don't tell me what I know, or don't
know! I know the LAW!
Daniel Kaffee: Oh, spare me the psycho babble father bullshit!
Lt. Commander Jo Ann Galloway: I was wondering how you'd
feel about my taking you to dinner. Daniel Kaffee: Are you
asking me out on a date? Lt. Commander Jo Ann Galloway:
No! Daniel Kaffee: I've been asked out on dates before,
and that's what it sounded like.
Col. Nathan R. Jessup: You see Danny, I can deal with the
bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money,
and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand
there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard
mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me
nicely.
