Fifth Element, The (1997)
DJ Ruby Rhod: Quiver ladies, quiver!
Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire,
no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you
PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary!
It must be green! Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a
second? [Throws Ruby up against a wall] I didn't come here
to play poom-bow on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your
gonna give yourself a hand, green? Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
DJ Ruby Rhod: We'll find out everything there is to know
about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates
of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is
the stud muffin's middle name! So tell me my man, are you
nervous in the service? Korben Dallas: Mmm... not really.
Korben Dallas: I only speak two languages - English and
bad English.
Leeloo: Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you.
Leeloo: I do not know love. I was trained to protect, not
to love.
[Father Cornelius confides in a bartender.] Father Cornelius:
I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile,
so human. Do you understand what I'm saying? [Robot bartender
shakes its head.]
Zorg: Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero
stones? ZERO CRATES!
DJ Ruby Rhod: WHat the hell are you screamin' for? Every
thirty seconds there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin!
bzzzz!
Father Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg. Zorg: I know.
Mr. Kim: You got a message. Korben Dallas: Yeah? Mr. Kim:
You're not going to open it? It might be important. Korben
Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The
first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving.
The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving---with
my wife.
Father Cornelius: What are you doing? Korben Dallas: Trying
to save your ass so you can save the world.
Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction,
disorder, and chaos.
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass. Korben Dallas:
Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo. Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass. Korben
Dallas: Newlywed, just married. Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass. Korben
Dallas: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're
in love.
[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the
door] Cornelius: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's
a - it's a - Ruby Rhod: No no no no no no. If it were a
bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels
have bomb detectors. [The alarms sound]
General Munro: The Mondoshawans never fully trusted the
human race.
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy. Korben
Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
David: Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?
Head Scientist: Anticipation denotes intelligence.
Police: Are you classified as human? Dallas: No, I am a
meat popsicle.
Father Cornelius: Evil begets evil. Shooting it only makes
it stronger.
Ruby Rhod: And now we enter what must the most beautiful
concert hall of all the universe! A perfect replica of the
old opera house! ...But who cares?
Thai: You got a message. Major Korben Dallas: Yeah Thai:
You're not gonna open it? It might be important. Major Korben
Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The
first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving.
The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving...
with my wife. Thai: Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say
it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet
your lunch. Major Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on. Thai:
Come on... [Reads.] You are fired. Oh. Major Korben Dallas:
Well, at least I won lunch. Thai: Good philosophy, see good
in bad, I like. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Korben shows up at Father Cornelius' door with an unconscious
Leeloo in his arms.] Priest Vito Cornelius: Yes? Major Korben
Dallas: I'm, uh, looking for a priest. Priest Vito Cornelius:
Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations.
Major Korben Dallas: Whats your name? Leeloo: Leeloo Minai
Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat. Major Korben Dallas:
Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you
have, uh... a shorter name? Leeloo: Leeloo.
Ruby Rhod: What was that, honey? It was bad! It had no fire,
no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you
PLEASE act like you have more than a two-word vocabulary!
It must be green! Major Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you
for a second? [Throws Ruby up against a wall] I didn't come
here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to
7 you're gonna give yourself a hand, green? Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
Priest Vito Cornelius: You're a monster, Zorg. Jean-Baptiste
Emmanuel Zorg: I know.
[Zorg is choking on a cherry.] Priest Vito Cornelius: Where's
the robot to pat you on the back? Or the engineer? Or the
children, maybe? There, you see now, how all your so-called
power counts for absolutely nothing now, how your entire
empire can come crashing down because of one... little...
cherry.