Burke: I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal? Ronna
Martin: Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
Zack: Let's think about this logically. She's either alive,
or she's dead.
Marcus: If you were any more white, you would be clear.
Ronna Martin: I could leave something with you. Collateral.
Todd Gaines: I already got a fuckin' Swatch.
[Adam and Zack are in the rain trying to make space in their
trunk to put a body in it.] Zack: Wait! Stop! Hold it! Adam:
What?! What?! Zack: It's a Miata!!!
Simon Baines: They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd
Marcus: Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy?!
Claire: Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
Ronna: I need a favor. Todd: Wow, I didn't know we'd become
such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I
give head before I give favors and I don't even give my
best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are
Singh: Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer,
and had sex with two women?
Todd: Ronna, I just gave you a favor. Ronna: And here I
just thought you gave me head.
Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits.
Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which
intent to sell becomes trafficking! Ronna: Todd, I would
never fuck you like that. Todd: How would you fuck me?
Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
Marcus: Man, if you were any less black you'd be clear.
Zack: It really didn't go as bad as it could have. Adam:
A girl is dead, Zack. Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.
[Referring to the Family Circus comic strip] Todd: And it's
always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting
Victor Sr.: You know what wakes me up in the middle of the
night covered in a cold sweat? Knowing that you aren't any
worse than anyone else in your whole screwed up generation.
In the old days, you know how you got to the top? Huh? By
being better than the guy ahead of you. How do you people
get to the top? By being so fucking incompetent, that the
guy ahead of you can't do his job, so he falls on his ass
and congratulations, you are now on top. And now the top
is down here, it used to be up here... and you don't even
know the fucking difference.
[Selling allergy medicine as drugs] Ronna Martin: You know
what makes it even better? If you take like a lot of pot
with it. I mean like, like a lot of pot.
Simon Baines: He's a good guy. Marcus: Oh, he's the good