Clarke "Mouth" Devereux: You call this water? Mama Fratelli:
It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
Mikey: Goonies never say die!
Troy's dad: Is your mommy here? Brandon "Brand" Walsh: No,
sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for
all us kids.
Stefanie "Stef" Steinbrenner: This is ridiculous. It's crazy.
I feel like I'm babysitting, except I'm not getting paid.
[The Fratellis are interrogating Chunk] Francis Fratelli:
Tell us everything! Everything! Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen:
Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on
my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's
toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my
Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister
Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my
mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they
served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked
me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot
of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater,
hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and
then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa
-- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people
in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people
started getting sick and throwing up all over each other.
I never felt so bad in my entire life. Jake Fratelli: I'm
beginning to like this kid, Ma!
