Home Alone (1990)
Marv: He's only a kid Harry. We can take him.
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: Can I sleep in your room, Buzz? Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: This is my house, I have to defend it.
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
Marv: Kids are scared of the dark. Harry: You're afraid of the dark, too, Marv!
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? Clerk: I don't know, hon. It doesn't say. Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: Well could you please find out?
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape.
Kate McCallister: How could we do this? We forgot him! Peter McCallister: We didn't forget him! We just miscounted! Kate McCallister: What kind of a mother am I? Frank McCallister: If it'll make you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.