Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: Can I sleep in your room, Buzz?
Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if
you were growing on my ass!
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: This is my house, I have to defend
it.
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: You guys give up yet? Or are you
thirsty for more?
Marv: Kids are scared of the dark. Harry: You're afraid
of the dark, too, Marv!
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: Is this toothbrush approved by
the American Dental Association? Clerk: I don't know, hon.
It doesn't say. Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: Well could you
please find out?
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: This house is so full of people
it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living
alone.
Kevin 'Kev' McCallister: I took a shower washing every body
part with actual soap; including all my major crevices;
including in between my toes and in my belly button which
I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair
with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that
just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so
I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm
in good shape.
Kate McCallister: How could we do this? We forgot him! Peter
McCallister: We didn't forget him! We just miscounted! Kate
McCallister: What kind of a mother am I? Frank McCallister:
If it'll make you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.
