Peter Banning: You're a--you're a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don't know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you're a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don't know who my mother was; I'm an orphan and I've never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant. Tinkerbell: Guess again.
Tinkerbell: Eat. Peter Banning: Eat what? There's nothing here! Gandhi ate more than this! Tinkerbell: If you can't imagine yourself being Peter Pan, you won't *be* Peter Pan, so eat up!
Wendy Darling: So, Peter, you've become a pirate.
Maggie: [singing] The stars are all my friends when the nightime ends, so I know I'm not alone, when I'm here, on my own. Isn't that a wonder? When you're alone, you're not alone, not really alone.
[Encountering Tinkerbell for the first time.] Peter: Firefly from hell!
Toodles: Have to fly, have to fight, have to crow, have to save Maggie, have to save Jack, Hook is back. Peter: Who?
Peter: I remember you being a lot bigger. Hook: To a ten-year-old I'm Huge.
Maggie: [to Hook] You need a mother very very badly!
Tub: I remember Toodles. He was lost too. Peter: How could you remember Toodles? Tub: He was a lost boy. These are his marbles. Peter: Ha ha ha! He really did lose his marbles, didn't he? Tub: Yeah, he lost them good!
Lost Boys: Kill the pirate! Peter: I am not a pirate! It so happens that I am a lawyer! Lost Boys: ...Kill the lawyer!
Captain Hook: I hate, I hate, I HATE Peter Pan!
Peter: Jack, Maggie, all you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me. Maggie: Mommy! Jack: My dad, Peter Pan.
Tinkerbell: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.
Rufio: [at the dinner table] Cheesy scab-picking, pimple-squeezing finger bandage! Boiled dripping beef fart bubble butt! Hemorrhoidal suck navel! Slug-slimed puked-up sack of rat guts and cat vomit. A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Smee: I just had an apostrophe. Captain Hook: I think you mean an epiphany. Smee: Lightning just struck my brain. Captain Hook: That must hurt.
Captain James Hook: Death is the only adventure you have left.
Captain James Hook: What would the world be like without Captain Hook?
Captain James Hook: Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom! Peter Pan: Dark and sinister man, have at thee!
Peter Pan: Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!