Knight's Tale, A (2001)

Roland: God love you, William. William: I know, I know. 'Cause no one else will.

Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick. Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?

William Thatcher: Love has given me wings so I must fly.



William Thatcher: If I could ask God one thing, it would be to stop the moon. Stop the moon and make this night and your beauty last forever.

Count Adhemar: You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

[Keeping beat for a dance lesson.] Chaucer: One and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl.

Wat: What do you mean, dead? Roland: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Dead!

William Thatcher: Where will we live? In my hovel? With the pigs inside during the winter so they won't freeze? Jocelyn: Yes, William. With the pigs.