Jack Wells: Ma'am -- Kelly Scott: If you call me "ma'am"
one more time, I will sue you! And with the laws the way
they are today, I can do it! Sheriff Hank Keough: Oh, she's
good.
Kelly Scott: You got to fire your big gun. Did it meet your
expectations? Sheriff Hank Keough: Overrated.
Kelly Scott: I don't do field and even if I did... Maine?
I'm allergic to timber!
Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he
swallows your friends whole.
[Upon finding a decaying toe] Hector: Is this the man that
was killed? Keough: He seemed... taller.
Mrs. Delores Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I
would tell you to suck it.
[To a game warden] Hector Cyr: I'm a civilian, not a trout
-- you have no authority over me whatsoever.
[On whether the crocodiles swam to Lake Placid from Asia]
Sheriff Hank Keough: Crocodiles can't swim that far. Hector
Cyr: Yes they can. Sheriff Hank Keough: How do you know
that? Hector Cyr: They conceal information like that in
books.
Sheriff Hank Keough: I've never heard of crocodiles swimming
that far. Hector Cyr: Yeah, they conceal information like
that in books.
Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still. Sheriff Hank
Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard
that name was already taken.
